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| Administrator | Never met a person I couldnt learn from. - GrubyGust | | |
| Administrator | Remember riding isn't inherently dangerous... Crashing is! - Chopper Mick | | |
| Administrator | The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire! - Chopper Mick | | |
| Administrator | No one has ever hit something too slow. - Officer Bob | | |
| Administrator | Stay out of fog. The single red taillight you think is another rider ahead that you can catch, might be the red starboard light of a docked boat. - Anonymous | | |
| ccridr | Lord, let me look at the grass from above ground. | | |
| ccridr | Never met a stranger driving a sidecar rig, or stranger people | | |
| Administrator | Life is too serious to be taken seriously - Gust in Wisconsin | | |
| SidecarMike | Chaos Reigns Within, Reflect, Repent, and Reboot, Order shall return. - Spider | | |
| SidecarMike | Do you feel that it's just not a campfire unless it can be seen from space? Brian A | | |
| SidecarMike | Proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out | | |
| SidecarMike | Just because I have ADHD doesn't mean-oh cool, where's this link go to? | | |
| SidecarMike | Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. 'Mahatma Ghandi' | | |
| SidecarMike | How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Seldore | | |
| claude #3563 | Never hire an electrician who has no eyebrows | | |
| claude #3563 | we may not know where we are but we ain't lost | | |
| claude #3563 | the mighty oak was once a nut | | |
| visitor | can we fix it??.......yes we can!! --Bob the Builder-- | | |
| claude #3563 | T-BONE $1.00 ..With meat $12.95 (seen on a resturant sign in Pa.) | | |
| claude #3563 | If we can't fix it it wasn't broke | | |
| tubmaxson | Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. | | |
| tubmaxson | Never miss a good chance to shut up. | | |
| tubmaxson | There is no such thing as a fool proof system, since as soon as it is perfected, a bigger fool comes along. | | |
| claude #3563 | A destination can best be defined as a good excuse to go for a ride | | |
| claude #3563 | The school of experience is a good teacher but the tuition can be high | | |
| tubmaxson | "We made to many wrong mistakes" Yogi Berra | | |
| tubmaxson | "You can observe a lot by just watching" Yogi Berra | | |
| Bman | Life is like a motorcycle.... Some people don't have one | | |
| claude #3563 | once he thought he was wrong but he was mistaken | | |
| claude #3563 | Just go out there a few mile and just before you get to where the old barn used to be turn left | | |
| ccridr | If you are talking, your ears don't work | | |
| ccridr | Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way | | |
| ccridr | Don't talk about me, talk to me | | |
| ccridr | Agood friend will get you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting along side you saying, " that was totally awesome " | | |
| tubmaxson | Have you ever noticed that a slight tax increase costs you $200 and a substantial tax cuts saves you 30 cents? | | |
| Administrator | There are three kinds of men The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence. - Will Rogers | | |
| Administrator | If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers | | |
| DAVE | ?Some may say that slow is good--and they may be right on some days -- but I am here to tell you that fast is better... It will always be better to be shot out of a cannon than squeezed out of a tube, and that's why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.? | | |
| SidecarMike | Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!" | | |
| Administrator | How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? | | |
| Paul | Some days your the bird, some days your the windsheild! | | |
| normpottruff | Under other circumstances I'd be considered normal | | |
| John Drury | There are 10 kinds of people in the world:Those who understand binary, and those who don't. | | |
| rlangloi | "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness..." Mark Twain. --So get on your rig and go someplace! | | |
| Hack'n | Some will, Some won't, Some can't, I'll try. | | |
| Hack'n | The Bull doesn't always lose. | | |
| tubmaxson | Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. | | |
| sidecarist | An unbreakable toy is always useful for breaking other toys | | |
| Hack'n | Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you. An old Russian proverb. | | |
| Hack'n | "Expert": from Websters; ex, meaning has been, and spurt; a drip under pressure. | | |
| Hack'n | There goes my pack! I've got to follow them, I'm the leader! | | |
| Joyce | Life is uncertain; Death is for sure; Work is the cause; Wind is the cure | | |
| DAVE | "All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people." | | |
| DAVE | "If a man is not a radical when he is young, he has no heart -- and a conservative when he is old, he has no brains." C.H. Dodd | | |
| Hack'n | Unless you're lead dog, the view never changes. | | |
| DAVE | "No one wants advice -- only corroboration." -John Steinbeck | | |
| Bob Madigan | "life is either a daring adventure or nothing" Helen Keller | | |
| docmike | "When we get to old to ride sidecars, we'll get sport bikes" | | |
| DAVE | An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys | | |
| DAVE | There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead | | |
| DAVE | Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. | | |
| themickeyd | "A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving." - Lao Tzu (570-490 B.C.) | | |
| themickeyd | "Only dead fish go with the current"- Anonymous | | |
| themickeyd | "If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep." - Yiddish proverb | | |
| themickeyd | "If everything's under control, you're going too slow." - Mario Andretti | | |
| themickeyd | "I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." - George Burns | | |
| themickeyd | "Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive." - Bugs Bunny | | |
| themickeyd | "Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors." - Old African proverb | | |
| Full Tilt | Man was made to ride upright. | | |
| pssstpok | "The past isn't dead; it isn't even past." Faulkner | | |
| pssstpok | If it is so late the automatic porch light came on but, you're moving so slow the motion sensor keeps turning it off, it might be time for a ride--or a nap. | | |
| Valkyrie | "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." | | |
| Valkyrie | "fools names like fools faces do appear in public places" | | |
| Valkyrie | "an empty vessel makes the most noise" | | |
| Hack'n | I'm no engineer, but I've been on a lot of freight trains. | | |
| Hack'n | Just remember, We're all Cowboys and Cowboys don't cry. | | |
| Hack'n | I had one grunch but the eggplant over there. - Alfred E. Newman | | |
| Hack'n | We have met the enemy, and he is us. Pogo Possum | | |
| DAVE | I am in shape. Round is a shape. | | |
| DAVE | Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow | | |
| pssstpok | Love is the only game never called because of rain or darkness. | | |
| bootshd | Chrome won't get you home, But you'll look good pushing it | | |
| Mikthebike | "Loud wives save lives." | | |
| pssstpok | Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. | | |
| SidecarMike | Giving money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke | | |
| SidecarMike | Who ever heard of Casablanca? I don't want to star opposite some unknown Swedish broad. -- George Raft, on turning down the role of Rick in Casablanca. | | |
| SidecarMike | Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, | | |
| DAVE | "The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed." | | |
| DAVE | "IT IS BETTER TO DIE ON YOUR FEET THAN TO LIVE ON YOUR KNEES." | | |
| Sahagan | From a Chinese general whipped by Genghis Kahn, "You can conquer on a horse, what you cannot govern on a horse". | | |
| pssstpok | If you want to get a degree without getting an education; get a degree in education. R.A. Heinlien | | |
| stacebg | build it strong, you wont go wrong | | |
| DAVE | when I die I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did...in his sleep. Not screaming like the passenger in his sidecar! | | |
| no1outlaw | "I'am so happy there should be a law against it" | | |
| choprbob | keep the rubberside down (unknown biker) | | |
| choprbob | if you aint bleeding dont be crying (gramma solberg) | | |
| choprbob | dont tease the crazy people we are medicated for your protection (choprbob) | | |
| DAVE | You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. | | |
| bk2valve | Most common last words before death: " watch this!" | | |
| bk2valve | If you lived in your vehicle you would already be home (bumper sticker) | | |
| Pyro | Better to keep quiet & be thought a fool.....than to open your mouth and remove all doubt | | |
| papasmurf | It is better to light just one candle than to curse the darkness...[unknown author. | | |
| fastblueheeler | "The raven at my window was only a crow."..John Prine | | |
| martinig | working is the curse of the drinking class | | |
| drslov | When you are up to your ass in alligators it is difficult to remember your initial intent was to drain the swamp | | |
| bigkid15087 | remember smoking takes ten years off your life, but its those crappy years at the end | | |
| Joyce | The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. | | |
| Goldwing | Never is a coin so thin that it does not have two sides | | |
| Goldwing | It is hard to sling mudd and not get splattered. | | |
| Goldwing | lots come, lots go, a few stay | | |
| garth | He who hesitates shouldn't have (Laurie Daly, footballer) | | |
| JOECAPY | THESE ARE THE GOOD OLD DAY'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| JOECAPY | Men of genius are admired. Men of wealth are envied. Men of power are feared. But only men of character are trusted. | | |
| oldharley1 | A slip of the touge is no fault of the mind but those who take notice are very unkind. | | |
| DAVE | "Gravity is a harsh mistress." | | |
| JOECAPY | Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants! | | |
| JOECAPY | Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there | | |
| Joyce | The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. | | |
| Bob Stock | "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." (From the Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul by Dougles Adams) | | |
| welshwarrior | i got to the station and there was the train,,,,,, gone | | |
| welshwarrior | i wouldnt try to commit suicide agaun if my life depended on it.....a friend of mine said this | | |
| Wiskers | "We sleep soundly in our beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf." -Winston Churchill- | | |
| DAVE | "never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction" | | |
| DAVE | "Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here!" | | |
| DAVE | "Those times in my life when I thought I was truly miserable have turned into some of my fondest memories." | | |
| DAVE | "kill the body and the head will die" - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson | | |
| DAVE | Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. | | |
| DAVE | A Fanatic is someone who won't change his mind and won't change the subject. | | |
| DAVE | Experience is the comb that mother nature gives us when we are bald | | |
| DAVE | "Sidecaring used to be my second favorite thing, but now that I've become an old man, it's moved up a notch." | | |
| Dr. Raoul Duke | "I'd rather have a FREE bottle in front of me than a PREfrontal lobotomy" | | |
| Dr. Raoul Duke | I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks | | |
| Dr. Raoul Duke | The wages of sin are death, but the benefits include dental, major medical, two week paid vacation, pension fund, and stock options. Actually, taken as a package, it's a rather attractive deal. | | |
| Dr. Raoul Duke | "Trust everybody, but cut the cards." | | |
| bk2valve | Loud pipes piss off voters..... | | |
| bk2valve | just say no to chrome! | | |
| Dean & Betty | People like me are the reason people like you can complain about people like me.... | | |
| JOECAPY | Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are | | |
| Bandit Bill | Stupidity and Bravery are close to being the same, The only thing that separates the two, is the outcome. | | |
| op200 | if it's not broke fix it til it is | | |
| op200 | the older I get the faster I was | | |
| JOECAPY | SOME PEOPLE MAKE THING HAPPEN, SOME WONDER WHY THING'S HAPPEND, AND THEN THERE ARE THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW ANY THING HAPPEND!!!!! | | |
| tronairweldor | "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone." | | |
| tronairweldor | You can lead a horse to water but you cant potty train the darn thing! | | |
| tronairweldor | It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. | | |
| BEANIE | RIDE TO EAT AND EAT TO RIDE | | |
| BEANIE | KEEP THE GREASY SIDE DOWN AND SHINY SIDE UP | | |
| Hack'n | My mind is a vast warehouse of useless knowledge. | | |
| gargantua | life is tough but its even tougher if your stupid(USMC quote) | | |
| Wiskers | The farther back you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see. - W. Churchill | | |
| Hack'n | My Motto is "Moderation and lots of it." You can't have too much moderation. | | |
| DAVE | "It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen." Oliver Wendell Holmes | | |
| DAVE | If motorcyclists claim to be individuals, why then, do so many of them ride in packs? | | |
| Bob Stock | If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. (Douglas Adams) | | |
| Bob Stock | "If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." ( Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy) | | |
| Orznat | "Tis better to be thought a fool than to post and remove all doubt | | |
| xs1100sgman | " 2 wheelin' is great except when the bike your riding has 3 wheels!" | | |
| RumpStun | The outside of a horse is good for the insides of a man.. | | |
| DAVE | A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. | | |
| DAVE | Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? - Lisa Clayman | | |
| DAVE | There ain't no education in the second kick of a mule. | | |
| DAVE | No matter where you go, there you are. | | |
| DAVE | The larger the area of light shed on any subject - the larger the circumference of darkness that surrounds it... | | |
| DAVE | "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Emerson | | |
| Ron/Paula | I wish I knew now what I thought I knew then | | |
| RumpStun | If you give up fine wine, coffee, chocolate and sex, you don't actually live longer, it just seems longer. -Anon- | | |
| RumpStun | I don't care, frankly, what people think, I do what I like. - Julia Child - | | |
| DAVE | "It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious." | | |
| DAVE | Just tryin' to get by bein' quiet and shy in a world full of pushin' and shove | | |
| Hack'n | It's no longer "The Land of the Free", it's the land of the affordable. | | |
| Hack'n | Ever notice that there are a lot more horses asses than there are horses? | | |
| Reardan Tom | Indecision is the key to flexibility. | | |
| Reardan Tom | Dyslexics Untie! | | |
| Reardan Tom | The credibility of the speaker has no bearing on the truth of what is said. | | |
| Reardan Tom | We are all in situations that are a direct result of the decisions we've made. | | |
| Reardan Tom | When I die, I want to go just like my Grandpa did. Peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. | | |
| DAVE | "It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious." | | |
| DAVE | Human Beans live in Lima , Ohio USA | | |
| SidecarMike | Try to look unimportant, the bad guys might be low on ammo | | |
| Santa Ron & Shirley | We can't direct the wind, but we can trim the sails!! | | |
| RumpStun | "Tell me thy company, and I?ll tell thee what thou art." Miguel de Cervantes | | |
| Deacon328 | "No one ever won a war by dying for his country, you win a war by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country" George S. Patton | | |
| Deacon328 | Famous last words "What does this button do?" | | |
| sidebuggy | "Some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the restraints" GEnie mc list. | | |
| sidebuggy | If it's broke, don't fix it....wait awhile....it might start workin' agin'. | | |
| JOECAPY | A GOOD SOLUTION APPLIED WITH VIGOR NOW IS BETTER THAN A PERFECT SOLUTION TEN MINUTES TOO LATE | | |
| JOECAPY | WHEN CHOOSING BETWEEN TWO EVILS, ALWAYS CHOOSE THE ONE YOU HAVEN'T TRIED YET! | | |
| JOECAPY | LIFE ISN'T ABOUT THE DESTINATION IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY ! | | |
| JOECAPY | YOUR LIFE DOES PASS BEFORE YOUR EYE'S BEFORE YOU DIE, IT'S CALLED LIVING !!!! | | |
| Reardan Tom | Last words heard most often just prior to the crash, "Hold my beer. Watch this!" | | |
| DAVE | Remember, People are more opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs! -threeflys | | |
| DAVE | The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will. -- Vince Lombardi | | |
| DAVE | Sorry officer, I didnt realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. | | |
| DAVE | If I wasn't doing this, I'd be doing something else. | | |
| DAVE | Speed kills.......but only the dumb and inexperienced | | |
| DAVE | Whether you think you can, or you think you can?t, you?re right | | |
| DAVE | remember this is the internet after all. Where nothing and everything is real | | |
| DAVE | I'm not lost, I'm just purposefully wondering around | | |
| DAVE | During Prohibition I survived on nothing but food and water." - W.C. Fields | | |
| DAVE | "A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving." ~ Lao Tzu | | |
| Tikiman100 | It's not the destination baby, it's the journey! Let's go! | | |
| Tikiman100 | Riding a motorcycle is the 2nd Best feeling on the planet, and I get it way more often than the best feeling....................("Eating", Man get your mind out of the gutter....HA HA) | | |
| Hack'n | "I'm no Electrician, but I've done some shocking stuff. | | |
| SidecarMike | I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! | | |
| John Farr | Trying is the first step toward failure - Homer Simpson | | |
| ronbo | I heard what you said, before you said what you said ,but I didn't hear what you said after you said it! | | |
| ronbo | I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT! I am short at this weight I should be7'10"!!!!! | | |
| ronbo | What does a man do standing up? A woman does sitting down? And a dog does on three leggs? (your sick thinking that. do you think of your mother with that same brain? ) the answer is shake hands. | | |
| ronbo | I knew I was in trouble when the horizon was on the wrong side of my windshield. ( Art Arfons 1966) | | |
| RumpStun | The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the United States government and I'm here to help.' >Ronald Reagan< | | |
| RumpStun | The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. >Ronald Reagan< | | |
| RumpStun | He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.>Eddie Cantor< | | |
| RumpStun | Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either. >Jewish Proverb< | | |
| RumpStun | To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. >Bertrand Russell< | | |
| RumpStun | There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. >Friedrich Nietzsche < | | |
| RumpStun | There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. >Charles M. Schulz < | | |
| RumpStun | There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.>Cicero< | | |
| RumpStun | The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.>H. L. Mencken < | | |
| RumpStun | Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.>Quintilian< | | |
| RumpStun | The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.>William Shakespeare < | | |
| RumpStun | Sow good services; sweet remembrances will grow them.>Madame de Stael < | | |
| RumpStun | Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received.>Seneca< | | |
| SCT100 | You can fool some of the people all the time, all the people some of the time...but you can't fool your wife. | | |
| RocketMan | If all great minds thought alike, the world would only need one smart person... | | |
| RumpStun | "I'm secure enough in my self-esteem that I know I cannot handle a 150-pound guy coming at me, but I can handle a firearm to keep that man away from me." --Maria Heil | | |
| RumpStun | "When I?m with a pistol I sparkle like a crystal, yes I shine like the morning sun." --Annie Oakley | | |
| RumpStun | A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user. Theodore Roosevelt | | |
| RumpStun | When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.' Theodore Roosevelt | | |
| RumpStun | When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.Theodore Roosevelt | | |
| SidecarMike | True Happiness is a Full Tank, an empty bladder, and a place to hang your coffee cup. | | |
| RumpStun | The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. Henry Kissinger, New York Times, Oct. 28, 1973 | | |
| thekid | I'd rather have a bad doy on a bike then a good day at work | | |
| xs1100sgman | Mediocre BS will go further and faster than knowing, and pretending is the foundation that BS sits upon---Piles, and PILES, and piles. | | |
| xs1100sgman | I live in the U.S. Why should I have to press "1" for English? | | |
| Reardan Tom | I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent. -Mahatma Gandhi | | |
| DAVE | "If you took the time to really get to know me...you'd be wasting your time, because I'm exactly who you think I am" | | |
| DAVE | Whether you think you can, or you think you can?t, you?re right. | | |
| Hack'n | What was a lie, is now an "Imprecise statement", in our politically correct world. | | |
| markdenny | I wonder what the poor folks are do'in? | | |
| markdenny | This looks like the Drunk leading the Blind!! | | |
| alfamaniac | Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one's watching! | | |
| SidecarMike | Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would allow us to be pirates." Mark Twain | | |
| bmwzenrider | The wages of sin may be death, but after taxes all you are left with is a slightly tired feeling... | | |
| bmwzenrider | Despite many complaints about the high cost of living, the activity remains popular... | | |
| bmwzenrider | The best roads to ride are the ones that connect nowhere with nowhere, and have an alternate route that gets you there quicker. -- Robert Persig | | |
| bmwzenrider | Does riding in heavy rain count as bathing? -- BMW print ad | | |
| bmwzenrider | Engineering rule of thumb: When in doubt, build it stout! | | |
| bmwzenrider | Do not take the game of life so seriously that you begin to play it... | | |
| bmwzenrider | I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. -- Robert Frost | | |
| bmwzenrider | It has to be the going, not the getting there, that's good... -- Harry Chapin | | |
| bmwzenrider | The journey is the thing, not the destination. Slow down and enjoy the ride... | | |
| rkenn | When all is said and done, there is more said than done | | |
| rkenn | half of the people in the world are talkers, the other half not neccesarily listeners | | |
| Uncle Ernie | A friend will bail you out of jail. A real friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was FUN!" | | |
| DAVE | Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? | | |
| DAVE | The difference between intelligence and stupidity is there is a limit to intelligence. | | |
| DAVE | Courage is not being unafraid. It's being scared to death and saddling up anyhow. | | |
| DAVE | "If at first you don't succeed, buy another motorcycle" | | |
| DAVE | I'm not lost, I'm just purposefully wondering around | | |
| DAVE | I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! | | |
| DAVE | A motorcycle can't stand alone; it is two tired | | |
| Reardan Tom | I'm old enough to be a genius. I'm just not smart enough. | | |
| perverse-werkes | iron bars do not a prison make..but they sure do help | | |
| Shadow1100T | If I was you and you were me I'd be you and you'd be me,,,,and that's scary | | |
| Shadow1100T | One fifth is fore fifths of five fifths,,,at least it used to be,,,now it's 750ml :-( | | |
| silvergoldsmith | An armed society is a polite society Robert A. Heinlein | | |
| Norwood | Oh Lord I pray, Let me live long enough to do everything they say I have done. | | |
| steakmaker | Only a motorcycleist understands why a dog rides in a car with his head out the window! | | |
| silvergoldsmith | Everyone is entitled to my opinion | | |
| silvergoldsmith | I have never had an opinion I did not think was worth sharing | | |
| DAVE | The older I get, the Faster I was .......and the less I remember...........What? | | |
| DAVE | Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant | | |
| DAVE | "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." Isaac Asimov | | |
| Shadow1100T | Motorcycleing in it's self is not inhearently dangerous, But to a even greater degree than the sea, it is tearibly unforgiveing of any carelessness, neglect or incapacity | | |
| SidecarMike | don't follow me, I've got a big tank, a pocket full of money, and I enjoy being lost .. | | |
| silvergoldsmith | A motorcycle is only as good as it's parts availability | | |
| silvergoldsmith | Don't applaud, just throw money | | |
| Diesel Biker | ?Just because you can put a jigsaw puzzle of the Sistine Chapel together all by yourself, doesn?t make you Michelangelo? | | |
| DAVE | ?This is the place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.? | | |
| silvergoldsmith | Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest. Mark twain | | |
| silvergoldsmith | The story of life is quicker than the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye... Jimi Hendrix | | |
| Boltsrightup | "It is what it is, as it were." - ADG | | |
| ditch | Nothing too good, or too bad, ever lasts too long. | | |
| Roamrider | We grow too soon old and too late smart. - - Amish saying. | | |
| silvergoldsmith | Old scooter trash never die, we just putt away. And I don't play glolf. | | |
| marsha | You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office. | | |
| marsha | Getting old is natural, feeling old is optional! | | |
| marsha | The purpose of life's journey is NOT to arrive at the grave, safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, a martini in the other, totally worn out, screaming WOO HOO...what a ride! | | |
| SCT100 | Dirt roads breed character | | |
| DENNY7P | WATCH YOUR PENNYS THE DOLLARS WILL TAKE CARE OF THEMSELFS | | |
| DAVE | Die worn out instead of rusted out! I am work in progress | | |
| DAVE | When you are going through Hell...... keep going. | | |
| DAVE | "Is this some sort of a senior citizens tour?" | | |
| DAVE | I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know. - Mark Twain | | |
| DENNY7P | BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER STICK TOGETHER (I ALWAYS TELL MY KIDS) | | |
| Peter Pan | Attitude makes the difference! | | |
| Peter Pan | I am allways in trouble, but its so much fun! | | |
| Peter Pan | A man is as much worth as his word, and he is as strong as the consequence with which he applies his principles. (Meta Koenig, born as Schuelke) | | |
| David | Belive none of what you hear and only half of what you see | | |
| Texan | If I was do'n any better I'd have to have a twin | | |
| Texan | Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain | | |
| ditch | Thank goodness we don't get all the government we pay for. | | |
| ditch | People who don't smile at sidecar rigs, don't smile much. | | |
| ditch | I know God won't give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn't trust me so much. | | |
| Bob Stock | Ben Franklin once wrote, "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." | | |
| Modelflyered | I would never join a club that would have someone like me as a member... W.C. Fields | | |
| DAVE | Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.' | | |
| DAVE | Did you ever notice: W hen you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs?' | | |
| DAVE | The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. | | |
| icanfixitforyou | "sex is kicking Death in the ass while singing." - Charles Bukowski | | |
| icanfixitforyou | If it has a motor, wheels, or boobs, you'll eventually have problems with it. | | |
| icanfixitforyou | There are few things in life you can count on; gravity is one of them. | | |
| Sarge | I have never been lost. I've been a little confused for a day or two but never lost! Old Mountain Man | | |
| DAVE | 95% of all Urals built in the last ten years are still on the road....The other 5% made it home | | |
| Bob in NM | 220, 221 - whatever it takes. (Jack Tripper, Mr. Mom) | | |
| DAVE | When the only tool one has is a hammer...Everything looks like a nail. | | |
| DAVE | " If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there." | | |
| SidecarMike | When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. | | |
| SidecarMike | When I was a kid, I could toast a marshmallow over my birthday cake. Now I can roast a turkey. | | |
| SidecarMike | When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? - George Carlin | | |
| SidecarMike | Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? | | |
| Hank41 | Speed Dont Kill, Its How You Stop | | |
| Hank41 | Freedom Is The Right To Do That Which The Law Allows | | |
| DAVE | "A Ridden motorcycle is like a cast iron skillet, it mellows with age, wash it and you destroy years of seasoning!" | | |
| DAVE | "If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's electrical." | | |
| ditch | DOG is my co-pilot. | | |
| ditch | "choppers ain't old school.....sidecars are old school" | | |
| SidecarMike | Manage traction or your orthopedic surgeon will | | |
| SidecarMike | Forget that new bike. Find new roads! | | |
| SidecarMike | Better to ride well than to ride fast | | |
| SidecarMike | For no one is the saying "Pride goeth before a fall," more true than for a motorcyclist | | |
| SidecarMike | Everybody thinks they are fast... until their first track day | | |
| SidecarMike | The more you call attention to yourself, the less speed it will take to get you pulled over. | | |
| SidecarMike | Hot bikes require cool heads | | |
| SidecarMike | Dim-witted drivers don't do well with surprises. | | |
| SidecarMike | The question is not only whether you can stop on time, but whether the guy behind you can. | | |
| SidecarMike | It is easier to go fast then to stop fast. | | |
| SidecarMike | Winter was invented to give motorcyclists spring | | |
| SidecarMike | Just because you can doesn't mean you should. | | |
| SidecarMike | Oil costs less than parts. | | |
| SidecarMike | The best performance for the dollar is rider training. | | |
| SidecarMike | Riding a motorcycle is like having sex, you don't have to be good to enjoy it. | | |
| SidecarMike | The strictest speed enforcement comes from a wife on the pillion seat. | | |
| SidecarMike | Chances are your bike can do it. The question is can you? | | |
| SidecarMike | Unless you are a professional, your bike is faster than you are. | | |
| SidecarMike | The best way to avoid a crash is to not be there when it happens | | |
| SidecarMike | Riding stupid can make you smart all over. | | |
| mrmustash | Never drive faster than your guardian angle can fly! | | |
| dennisivan1950 | "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice" Sidney Freedman From M*A*S*H | | |
| Motohack | "When cornering, it is better to go in slow and come out fast than to go in fast and come out dead." Stirling Moss | | |
| Motohack | Q: Does your dog like to ride in the sidecar? A: I dunno, ask him. | | |
| Motohack | Q: Does it lean over in the corners? A: Occasionally, but it isn't supposed to. | | |
| Motohack | Q: How long did it take to teach your dog to ride in the sidecar? A: Uhhh... I guess he already knew how. | | |
| Hank41 | Real Retirement is When The Clock Becomes an Ornament | | |
| HENWAY | You don't get old and stop riding, you stop riding and get old. | | |
| mike s | life is tough but its even tougher if your STUPID usmc saying | | |
| mike s | quote on athiest monument all dressed up and nowhere to go | | |
| mike s | If you come to a fork in the road, take it | | |
| dave | ?I intend to live forever. So far, so good." | | |
| dave | 53 years old, and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. | | |
| dave | Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything. | | |
| dave | It isn't what you ride, it is if you ride | | |
| dave | "Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting." | | |
| dave | "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing" | | |
| dave | if you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito | | |
| Hyster | Wherever you go, there you are. | | |
| dave | Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. | | |
| dave | Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out. | | |
| dave | Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. | | |
| dave | Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. | | |
| dave | Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. | | |
| Hyster | Man who steps through airport door sideways, is most likely going to Bangkok. | | |
| Hyster | No one on their deathbed ever said they wished they'd spent more time in the office. | | |
| Hyster | The thing I don't like about pain is the way it hurts so bad. | | |
| Hyster | Why do I have enough money to buy steak now that I've lost all my teeth? | | |
| Hyster | Life's uncertain; eat dessert first. | | |
| Hyster | Nothing great in life was ever accomplished without enthusiasm. | | |
| Hyster | You type "tomato"; I type "tomato". So what's the problem? | | |
| dave | If you are not willing to stand BEHIND our troops,feel free to stand in front of them.... | | |
| jota | remember dont take life to seriously its not permanent. | | |
| jota | dont turn a little job into a big one | | |
| SwampFox | I don't know where I'm going, but I know I'm on my way. | | |
| Wngnut | "I couldnt fixs your brakes so, I made your horn louder!" | | |
| Wngnut | If you can't weld good, Weld a lot. | | |
| Wngnut | Time you enjoyed wasting was not time wasted | | |
| Wngnut | A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. | | |
| Wngnut | IT'S OK, ALL MY PERSONALITIES SEEM TO GET ALONG... | | |
| Wngnut | A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory | | |
| Wngnut | If the only thing you have is a hammer, treat everything like it's a nail | | |
| sidecarjoe | You can hit small with a big hammer ...But you cant hit big with a small hammer.. | | |
| sidecarjoe | Yes its fast ....No you cant ride it !! | | |
| Wngnut | You only need two tools in life; WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape | | |
| Wngnut | If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem | | |
| Wngnut | SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS | | |
| Wngnut | Adventure begins when your plan goes to siht. | | |
| Wngnut | You know your riding a Goldwing if...Trucks get blown off the road by your wind gusts. | | |
| Wngnut | "Yes, I know I act like a 10 year old kid." Me:o) | | |
| Wngnut | I hear voices, and they don't like you. | | |
| Wngnut | "...not all those that wander are lost." - J. R. R. Tolkien | | |
| Loon | The wise man must remember that, while he is a descendant of the past, he is the parent of the futre." Herbert Spencer, English philosopher 1820-1903 | | |
| Wngnut | "Only a dog knows why a motorcyclist sticks his head out of the window." | | |
| Wngnut | I started out with nothing and I've got most of it left | | |
| Wngnut | "Don't do TWO stupid things at once and you probably be OK" | | |
| Wngnut | The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it | | |
| Wngnut | Life Isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain | | |
| Wngnut | Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. -Mark Twain | | |
| lineman29 | I drink grape juice because OJ kills. | | |
| dave | No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from | | |
| Wngnut | "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!" | | |
| dave | i said to my psyciatrist everyone hates me he said dont be stupid not everyones met you yet | | |
| dave | i went to the video store and said can i take batman forever, the guy said no u gotta bring it back tomorow | | |
| dave | Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak. | | |
| dave | wondering why we have feet that smell and a nose that runs | | |
| dave | The turtle walks so very slow,his house is on his back, you know. I wonder just how fast I'd be, if I had to carry my house with me? | | |
| dave | Save the Earth--It's the only planet that has chocolate. | | |
| dave | I can't believe how incredulous I am. | | |
| dave | The older I get, the Faster I was .......and the less I remember...........What? | | |
| dave | Grasshopper: the student has surpassed the master | | |
| dave | What we got here is a failure to comoonicate. | | |
| dave | I knew a guy once who was a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. He always stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog... | | |
| dave | "Why do I ride a BMW? Because Porsche doesn't make motorcycles." | | |
| Wngnut | People ask us why we ride a motorcycle. For those who have experienced the joy, no explanation is necessary; for those who have not, no explanation is possible. | | |
| dave | Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.. | | |
| dave | When you are confused, I will use little words. | | |
| dave | i got a lot of help when i was younger as i never used to be able to do nomal things like other people till i had my third foot removed now i can stand on my own two feet | | |
| dave | Sometimes... when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes.. when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes.. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes.. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .. But FART !! just ONE time.... And everybody knows!! | | |
| Wngnut | "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." Bertrand Russell. | | |
| dave | The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. - Carl Sagan | | |
| Hank41 | its easier to stand at the bar drinking & sit down than it is to sit drinking & stand up. "my Dad" | | |
| dave | "I have learned silence from the talkative, tolerance from the intolerant and kindness from the unkind." - Kahlil Gibran | | |
| dave | If one cannot command attention by one's admirable qualities one can at least be a nuisance | | |
| cant spell | cross threads are beter than no threads | | |
| dave | "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia !" | | |
| dave | "Be Yourself, Everyone Else Is Taken!" | | |
| motomaki | It's none of your business what other people think. | | |
| motomaki | Fake it till ya make it! | | |
| motomaki | To soon vee get old....to late vee get schmardt | | |
| Rustle | "Once in awhile you can get shone the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right" Jerry Garcia | | |
| Doug | Your political party sucks.... Bumper Sticker | | |
