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[Random Quote] - Last words heard most often just prior to the crash, "Hold my beer. Watch this!" - (Added by: Reardan Tom)
List of all the random quotes
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Administrator Never met a person I couldnt learn from. - GrubyGust 3/1/2003 1:06 AM Delete Edit
Administrator Remember riding isn't inherently dangerous... Crashing is! - Chopper Mick 3/1/2003 1:08 AM Delete Edit
Administrator The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire! - Chopper Mick 3/1/2003 1:09 AM Delete Edit
Administrator No one has ever hit something too slow. - Officer Bob 3/1/2003 1:10 AM Delete Edit
Administrator Stay out of fog. The single red taillight you think is another rider ahead that you can catch, might be the red starboard light of a docked boat. - Anonymous 3/1/2003 1:11 AM Delete Edit
ccridr Lord, let me look at the grass from above ground. 3/1/2003 10:40 AM Delete Edit
ccridr Never met a stranger driving a sidecar rig, or stranger people 3/1/2003 11:11 AM Delete Edit
Administrator Life is too serious to be taken seriously - Gust in Wisconsin 3/1/2003 7:05 PM Delete Edit
SidecarMike Chaos Reigns Within, Reflect, Repent, and Reboot, Order shall return. - Spider 3/3/2003 1:08 AM Delete Edit
SidecarMike Do you feel that it's just not a campfire unless it can be seen from space? Brian A 3/3/2003 1:09 AM Delete Edit
SidecarMike Proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out 3/3/2003 1:11 AM Delete Edit
SidecarMike Just because I have ADHD doesn't mean-oh cool, where's this link go to? 3/3/2003 1:13 AM Delete Edit
SidecarMike Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. 'Mahatma Ghandi' 3/3/2003 1:21 AM Delete Edit
SidecarMike How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Seldore 3/3/2003 12:29 PM Delete Edit
claude #3563 Never hire an electrician who has no eyebrows 3/3/2003 6:44 PM Delete Edit
claude #3563 we may not know where we are but we ain't lost 3/3/2003 6:44 PM Delete Edit
claude #3563 the mighty oak was once a nut 3/3/2003 6:45 PM Delete Edit
visitor can we fix it??.......yes we can!! --Bob the Builder-- 3/7/2003 1:24 AM Delete Edit
claude #3563 T-BONE $1.00 ..With meat $12.95 (seen on a resturant sign in Pa.) 3/25/2003 6:49 AM Delete Edit
claude #3563 If we can't fix it it wasn't broke 3/25/2003 6:52 AM Delete Edit
tubmaxson Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 3/25/2003 7:31 AM Delete Edit
tubmaxson Never miss a good chance to shut up. 3/25/2003 7:32 AM Delete Edit
tubmaxson There is no such thing as a fool proof system, since as soon as it is perfected, a bigger fool comes along. 3/25/2003 7:36 AM Delete Edit
claude #3563 A destination can best be defined as a good excuse to go for a ride 3/28/2003 8:32 PM Delete Edit
claude #3563 The school of experience is a good teacher but the tuition can be high 3/28/2003 8:33 PM Delete Edit
tubmaxson "We made to many wrong mistakes" Yogi Berra 3/31/2003 8:40 AM Delete Edit
tubmaxson "You can observe a lot by just watching" Yogi Berra 3/31/2003 8:40 AM Delete Edit
Bman Life is like a motorcycle.... Some people don't have one 4/8/2003 7:16 PM Delete Edit
claude #3563 once he thought he was wrong but he was mistaken 4/14/2003 7:35 AM Delete Edit
claude #3563 Just go out there a few mile and just before you get to where the old barn used to be turn left 4/14/2003 7:36 AM Delete Edit
ccridr If you are talking, your ears don't work 4/19/2003 12:27 AM Delete Edit
ccridr Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way 4/19/2003 12:29 AM Delete Edit
ccridr Don't talk about me, talk to me 4/19/2003 12:30 AM Delete Edit
ccridr Agood friend will get you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting along side you saying, " that was totally awesome " 4/23/2003 10:26 AM Delete Edit
tubmaxson Have you ever noticed that a slight tax increase costs you $200 and a substantial tax cuts saves you 30 cents? 5/16/2003 8:52 AM Delete Edit
Administrator There are three kinds of men The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence. - Will Rogers 5/21/2003 4:27 PM Delete Edit
Administrator If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers 5/21/2003 4:28 PM Delete Edit
DAVE “Some may say that slow is good--and they may be right on some days -- but I am here to tell you that fast is better... It will always be better to be shot out of a cannon than squeezed out of a tube, and that's why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.” 7/9/2003 12:46 PM Delete Edit
SidecarMike Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!" 7/16/2003 12:31 AM Delete Edit
Administrator How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? 7/16/2003 12:36 AM Delete Edit
Paul Some days your the bird, some days your the windsheild! 7/16/2003 2:43 PM Delete Edit
normpottruff Under other circumstances I'd be considered normal 7/24/2003 6:00 AM Delete Edit
John Drury There are 10 kinds of people in the world:Those who understand binary, and those who don't. 8/2/2003 7:51 PM Delete Edit
rlangloi "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness..." Mark Twain. --So get on your rig and go someplace! 8/7/2003 12:15 AM Delete Edit
Hack'n Some will, Some won't, Some can't, I'll try. 8/15/2003 2:08 PM Delete Edit
Hack'n The Bull doesn't always lose. 8/15/2003 2:09 PM Delete Edit
tubmaxson Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. 8/15/2003 3:44 PM Delete Edit
sidecarist An unbreakable toy is always useful for breaking other toys 8/15/2003 5:32 PM Delete Edit
Hack'n Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you. An old Russian proverb. 8/23/2003 1:15 PM Delete Edit
Hack'n "Expert": from Websters; ex, meaning has been, and spurt; a drip under pressure. 8/23/2003 1:19 PM Delete Edit
Hack'n There goes my pack! I've got to follow them, I'm the leader! 8/23/2003 1:25 PM Delete Edit
Joyce Life is uncertain; Death is for sure; Work is the cause; Wind is the cure 8/25/2003 8:30 PM Delete Edit
DAVE "All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people." 8/26/2003 11:15 AM Delete Edit
DAVE "If a man is not a radical when he is young, he has no heart -- and a conservative when he is old, he has no brains." C.H. Dodd 8/26/2003 11:24 AM Delete Edit
Hack'n Unless you're lead dog, the view never changes. 8/27/2003 2:12 PM Delete Edit
DAVE "No one wants advice -- only corroboration." -John Steinbeck 8/28/2003 10:03 AM Delete Edit
Bob Madigan "life is either a daring adventure or nothing" Helen Keller 8/30/2003 12:39 PM Delete Edit
docmike "When we get to old to ride sidecars, we'll get sport bikes" 9/2/2003 9:37 PM Delete Edit
DAVE An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys 9/3/2003 8:21 AM Delete Edit
DAVE There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead 9/3/2003 8:23 AM Delete Edit
DAVE Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. 9/9/2003 8:25 AM Delete Edit
themickeyd "A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving." - Lao Tzu (570-490 B.C.) 9/11/2003 10:54 PM Delete Edit
themickeyd "Only dead fish go with the current"- Anonymous 9/11/2003 10:56 PM Delete Edit
themickeyd "If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep." - Yiddish proverb 9/13/2003 12:05 PM Delete Edit
themickeyd "If everything's under control, you're going too slow." - Mario Andretti 9/13/2003 12:06 PM Delete Edit
themickeyd "I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." - George Burns 9/13/2003 12:07 PM Delete Edit
themickeyd "Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive." - Bugs Bunny 9/13/2003 12:08 PM Delete Edit
themickeyd "Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors." - Old African proverb 9/13/2003 12:08 PM Delete Edit
Full Tilt Man was made to ride upright. 9/29/2003 7:17 PM Delete Edit
pssstpok "The past isn't dead; it isn't even past." Faulkner 10/1/2003 6:42 PM Delete Edit
pssstpok If it is so late the automatic porch light came on but, you're moving so slow the motion sensor keeps turning it off, it might be time for a ride--or a nap. 10/13/2003 10:37 AM Delete Edit
Valkyrie "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." 10/14/2003 1:01 AM Delete Edit
Valkyrie "fools names like fools faces do appear in public places" 10/14/2003 1:04 AM Delete Edit
Valkyrie "an empty vessel makes the most noise" 10/14/2003 1:05 AM Delete Edit
Hack'n I'm no engineer, but I've been on a lot of freight trains. 10/14/2003 5:19 PM Delete Edit
Hack'n Just remember, We're all Cowboys and Cowboys don't cry. 10/14/2003 5:22 PM Delete Edit
Hack'n I had one grunch but the eggplant over there. - Alfred E. Newman 10/14/2003 5:26 PM Delete Edit
Hack'n We have met the enemy, and he is us. Pogo Possum 10/14/2003 5:29 PM Delete Edit
DAVE I am in shape. Round is a shape. 10/15/2003 8:39 AM Delete Edit
DAVE Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow 10/15/2003 8:40 AM Delete Edit
pssstpok Love is the only game never called because of rain or darkness. 10/16/2003 12:10 PM Delete Edit
bootshd Chrome won't get you home, But you'll look good pushing it 10/17/2003 6:35 PM Delete Edit
Mikthebike "Loud wives save lives." 10/30/2003 1:49 AM Delete Edit
pssstpok Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. 11/8/2003 5:18 PM Delete Edit
SidecarMike Giving money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke 11/11/2003 2:28 PM Delete Edit
SidecarMike Who ever heard of Casablanca? I don't want to star opposite some unknown Swedish broad. -- George Raft, on turning down the role of Rick in Casablanca. 11/11/2003 2:30 PM Delete Edit
SidecarMike Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, 11/11/2003 2:32 PM Delete Edit
DAVE "The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed." 11/20/2003 9:47 AM Delete Edit
DAVE "IT IS BETTER TO DIE ON YOUR FEET THAN TO LIVE ON YOUR KNEES." 11/20/2003 2:02 PM Delete Edit
Sahagan From a Chinese general whipped by Genghis Kahn, "You can conquer on a horse, what you cannot govern on a horse". 11/24/2003 4:42 PM Delete Edit
pssstpok If you want to get a degree without getting an education; get a degree in education. R.A. Heinlien 11/25/2003 2:17 PM Delete Edit
stacebg build it strong, you wont go wrong 12/1/2003 11:31 AM Delete Edit
DAVE when I die I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did...in his sleep. Not screaming like the passenger in his sidecar! 12/1/2003 5:23 PM Delete Edit
no1outlaw "I'am so happy there should be a law against it" 12/11/2003 10:42 PM Delete Edit
choprbob keep the rubberside down (unknown biker) 12/15/2003 9:55 AM Delete Edit
choprbob if you aint bleeding dont be crying (gramma solberg) 12/15/2003 9:56 AM Delete Edit
choprbob dont tease the crazy people we are medicated for your protection (choprbob) 12/15/2003 10:08 AM Delete Edit
DAVE You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. 12/18/2003 9:05 AM Delete Edit
bk2valve Most common last words before death: " watch this!" 1/2/2004 7:58 AM Delete Edit
bk2valve If you lived in your vehicle you would already be home (bumper sticker) 1/2/2004 8:01 AM Delete Edit
Pyro Better to keep quiet & be thought a fool.....than to open your mouth and remove all doubt 1/7/2004 8:14 AM Delete Edit
papasmurf It is better to light just one candle than to curse the darkness...[unknown author. 1/12/2004 2:41 PM Delete Edit
fastblueheeler "The raven at my window was only a crow."..John Prine 2/14/2004 3:01 PM Delete Edit
martinig working is the curse of the drinking class 2/17/2004 1:51 AM Delete Edit
drslov When you are up to your ass in alligators it is difficult to remember your initial intent was to drain the swamp 2/18/2004 9:34 PM Delete Edit
bigkid15087 remember smoking takes ten years off your life, but its those crappy years at the end 3/2/2004 10:19 PM Delete Edit
Joyce The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. 3/7/2004 4:16 PM Delete Edit
Goldwing Never is a coin so thin that it does not have two sides 3/13/2004 7:39 PM Delete Edit
Goldwing It is hard to sling mudd and not get splattered. 3/13/2004 7:41 PM Delete Edit
Goldwing lots come, lots go, a few stay 3/13/2004 7:46 PM Delete Edit
garth He who hesitates shouldn't have (Laurie Daly, footballer) 4/7/2004 6:47 AM Delete Edit
JOECAPY THESE ARE THE GOOD OLD DAY'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4/13/2004 10:35 PM Delete Edit
JOECAPY Men of genius are admired. Men of wealth are envied. Men of power are feared. But only men of character are trusted. 4/14/2004 11:21 PM Delete Edit
oldharley1 A slip of the touge is no fault of the mind but those who take notice are very unkind. 4/19/2004 7:09 AM Delete Edit
DAVE "Gravity is a harsh mistress." 4/19/2004 5:31 PM Delete Edit
JOECAPY Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants! 5/3/2004 11:49 AM Delete Edit
JOECAPY Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there 5/3/2004 11:52 AM Delete Edit
Joyce The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. 6/11/2004 6:47 AM Delete Edit
Bob Stock "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." (From the Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul by Dougles Adams) 7/21/2004 10:44 AM Delete Edit
welshwarrior i got to the station and there was the train,,,,,, gone 8/2/2004 3:30 PM Delete Edit
welshwarrior i wouldnt try to commit suicide agaun if my life depended on it.....a friend of mine said this 8/2/2004 3:32 PM Delete Edit
Wiskers "We sleep soundly in our beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf." -Winston Churchill- 8/3/2004 3:25 PM Delete Edit
DAVE "never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction" 8/5/2004 5:53 PM Delete Edit
DAVE "Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here!" 8/5/2004 6:32 PM Delete Edit
DAVE "Those times in my life when I thought I was truly miserable have turned into some of my fondest memories." 8/5/2004 6:35 PM Delete Edit
DAVE "kill the body and the head will die" - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson 8/5/2004 6:56 PM Delete Edit
DAVE Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. 8/5/2004 6:57 PM Delete Edit
DAVE A Fanatic is someone who won't change his mind and won't change the subject. 8/5/2004 6:58 PM Delete Edit
DAVE Experience is the comb that mother nature gives us when we are bald 9/12/2004 7:05 AM Delete Edit
DAVE "Sidecaring used to be my second favorite thing, but now that I've become an old man, it's moved up a notch." 9/12/2004 7:14 AM Delete Edit
Dr. Raoul Duke "I'd rather have a FREE bottle in front of me than a PREfrontal lobotomy" 9/27/2004 9:08 AM Delete Edit
Dr. Raoul Duke 'I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks 9/27/2004 9:08 AM Delete Edit
Dr. Raoul Duke The wages of sin are death, but the benefits include dental, major medical, two week paid vacation, pension fund, and stock options. Actually, taken as a package, it's a rather attractive deal. 9/27/2004 9:09 AM Delete Edit
Dr. Raoul Duke "Trust everybody, but cut the cards." 9/27/2004 9:10 AM Delete Edit
bk2valve Loud pipes piss off voters..... 10/7/2004 9:06 PM Delete Edit
bk2valve just say no to chrome! 10/7/2004 9:12 PM Delete Edit
Dean & Betty People like me are the reason people like you can complain about people like me.... 10/13/2004 2:50 PM Delete Edit
JOECAPY Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are 10/21/2004 11:07 PM Delete Edit
Bandit Bill Stupidity and Bravery are close to being the same, The only thing that separates the two, is the outcome. 10/23/2004 9:30 PM Delete Edit
op200 if it's not broke fix it til it is 11/20/2004 5:39 PM Delete Edit
op200 the older I get the faster I was 11/20/2004 5:42 PM Delete Edit
JOECAPY SOME PEOPLE MAKE THING HAPPEN, SOME WONDER WHY THING'S HAPPEND, AND THEN THERE ARE THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW ANY THING HAPPEND!!!!! 12/20/2004 5:22 PM Delete Edit
tronairweldor "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone." 12/28/2004 5:40 AM Delete Edit
tronairweldor You can lead a horse to water but you cant potty train the darn thing! 12/28/2004 11:02 AM Delete Edit
tronairweldor It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. 12/30/2004 11:29 AM Delete Edit
BEANIE RIDE TO EAT AND EAT TO RIDE 1/17/2005 8:44 AM Delete Edit
BEANIE KEEP THE GREASY SIDE DOWN AND SHINY SIDE UP 1/17/2005 8:45 AM Delete Edit
Hack'n My mind is a vast warehouse of useless knowledge. 1/22/2005 2:08 PM Delete Edit
gargantua life is tough but its even tougher if your stupid(USMC quote) 1/26/2005 1:44 PM Delete Edit
Wiskers The farther back you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see. - W. Churchill 1/31/2005 9:23 AM Delete Edit
Hack'n My Motto is "Moderation and lots of it." You can't have too much moderation. 2/6/2005 5:29 PM Delete Edit
DAVE "It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen." Oliver Wendell Holmes 3/12/2005 3:05 PM Delete Edit
DAVE If motorcyclists claim to be individuals, why then, do so many of them ride in packs? 3/12/2005 3:07 PM Delete Edit
Bob Stock If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. (Douglas Adams) 3/22/2005 2:02 PM Delete Edit
Bob Stock "If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." ( Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy) 3/22/2005 2:10 PM Delete Edit
Orznat "Tis better to be thought a fool than to post and remove all doubt 3/28/2005 9:33 PM Delete Edit
xs1100sgman " 2 wheelin' is great except when the bike your riding has 3 wheels!" 3/28/2005 11:32 PM Delete Edit
RumpStun The outside of a horse is good for the insides of a man.. 5/3/2005 2:37 PM Delete Edit
DAVE A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. 5/15/2005 5:30 PM Delete Edit
DAVE Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? - Lisa Clayman 5/15/2005 5:32 PM Delete Edit
DAVE There ain't no education in the second kick of a mule. 5/15/2005 5:54 PM Delete Edit
DAVE No matter where you go, there you are. 5/15/2005 5:57 PM Delete Edit
DAVE The larger the area of light shed on any subject - the larger the circumference of darkness that surrounds it... 5/15/2005 6:30 PM Delete Edit
DAVE "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Emerson 5/15/2005 6:38 PM Delete Edit
Ron/Paula I wish I knew now what I thought I knew then 5/16/2005 9:27 PM Delete Edit
RumpStun If you give up fine wine, coffee, chocolate and sex, you don't actually live longer, it just seems longer. -Anon- 5/20/2005 2:26 PM Delete Edit
RumpStun I don't care, frankly, what people think, I do what I like. - Julia Child - 5/25/2005 2:27 AM Delete Edit
DAVE "It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis